Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.
WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT
An angry one
don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck
Will Smith recognized the cameraman!
I love it when the tech people are appreciated!
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.
when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*