official petition for a rage quit where gavin just reads off a bunch of british words as michael just seethes in confused, american anger
I did a thing. I tried to give everyone their own thing (the two at the bottom are just extras) so yeah.. It goes: Geoff, Michael, Gavin, Ray, Jack, and Ryan, then Achivement City and of course, a creeper.
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It
things i dont need in my life:
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
youtube commercials can fuck off AND DIIIIEEEE
i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
I MUST LEARN HOW TO KITCHEN THIS
I WISH I COULD EAT APPLES.
i really want to make these.